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[akutagawa_j]

I am legitimately missing one out of every pair of socks I own and I'm not sure how this happened.

Has anyone seen my missing socks?

Comments

[oshitari_kenya]

Maybe there is a sock stealing alien!

[akutagawa_j]

Maybe. That would help explain things.

[oshitari_kenya]

when was the last time you had a full pair of socks?

[akutagawa_j]

I'm not really sure... I usually put them on when half asleep, so I only just noticed the problem.

[oshitari_kenya]

maybe you should wear a camera to see if you put them somewhere weird in your sleep.

[akutagawa_j]

That's a good idea... I don’t know why I'd do that though.

[oshitari_kenya]

If you're doing it half-asleep it doesn't have to make sense!

[akutagawa_j]

That is true. Okay, spy cameras it is! I'll get to the bottom of this!

[oshitari_kenya]

Good luck!!!!!

[akutagawa_j]

Thanks!

[oh_choutarou]

Do you take them off when half asleep as well? If so, the cleaning bots may have mistaken them for trash and scooped them up.

[akutagawa_j]

Oh, that's possible!

[oh_choutarou]

I suppose we’ll have to check the bots. And wherever it is they empty themselves once they’ve cleaned their fill.

[spaceninja144]

There are socks in the lost and found.

[akutagawa_j]

HOW MANY?

[spaceninja144]

I don't know, my job isn't to count socks.

[toastzuka]

You left a sock here the last time you came over.

[mgakuto]

👀

[toastzuka]

[mgakuto]

I had a moment I forgot you and I were roommates, lol.

[toastzuka]

[mgakuto]

I was going to ask why Jirou was taking off socks in your room, lol.

[toastzuka]

A warranted suspicion...if you weren't my roommate.

[mgakuto]

Yeah, I know :P

[sws_mizuki]

I think a couple have fallen under your bed?

[akutagawa_j]

I found those! But they don't have matches.

[sws_mizuki]

How odd! I'd check the cleaning bots next, as suggested.

[shinjistudios]

I checked my studio, but I did not see any socks, Akutagawa sir. I do hope you find what you are missing. Perhaps they are in your office or other areas you frequent.

[akutagawa_j]

Thanks for helping to look, Ibu!!!

[chickens]

Perhaps you just need to embrace the trend of mismatched socks at all times. Therefore, when you inevitably lose another one, it's fine becase they didn't have a pair in the first place.

[kikumaru_beam]

I read this book where all the missing socks went into like this whole other dimension!